I’ve been farting all day, on the bus, in meetings, walking down the hall. Every time I look at someone else.
Continue reading...25. February 2009
love to judge women who wear really cheap clothes and think that they are hot!!!
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I slept with my boss for a raise. I see herpes in his future. Scumbag, that’s what i call an economic boost
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I took a shit in the showers at the gym this morning. Good fuckin morning surprise should get your day goin
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sometimes i think i’m too good looking for other people.
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At work in a meeting high as a kite. I hope like hell no one ask me anything. Im gonna be so busted
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I will be cheating on my husband today. for the first time in 20 years
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I hate the fact my dog farts and my family blames it on me
Continue reading...24. February 2009
my gay lover beats me. He’s 4′11 and I’m 6′2. I’m such a bitch
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She shat in my toilet and forgot to flush that’s what you call a shocker or an unexpected surprise
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25. February 2009
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