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snakish thought #437

25. February 2009

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I’ve been farting all day, on the bus, in meetings, walking down the hall. Every time I look at someone else.

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snakish thought #436

25. February 2009

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love to judge women who wear really cheap clothes and think that they are hot!!!

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snakish thought #433

25. February 2009

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I slept with my boss for a raise. I see herpes in his future. Scumbag, that’s what i call an economic boost

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snakish thought #431

25. February 2009

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I took a shit in the showers at the gym this morning. Good fuckin morning surprise should get your day goin

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snakish thought #428

25. February 2009

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sometimes i think i’m too good looking for other people.

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snakish thought #425

25. February 2009

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At work in a meeting high as a kite. I hope like hell no one ask me anything. Im gonna be so busted

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snakish thought #423

25. February 2009

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I will be cheating on my husband today. for the first time in 20 years

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snakish thought #421

25. February 2009

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I hate the fact my dog farts and my family blames it on me

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snakish thought #419

24. February 2009

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my gay lover beats me. He’s 4′11 and I’m 6′2. I’m such a bitch

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snakish thought #416

24. February 2009

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She shat in my toilet and forgot to flush that’s what you call a shocker or an unexpected surprise

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