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snakish thought #460

25. February 2009

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RT @hannibal666 Yes, we can. Prosper! Start the day sans Starbucks. Be responsible. Small is beautiful. Plz RT!

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snakish thought #458

25. February 2009

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I fake it every night with my boyfriend. His penis is so small, but his money is so big

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snakish thought #456

25. February 2009

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My dad makes me blow him everyday before he leaves to work. he tells me a daily dose of protein is good for me.

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snakish thought #453

25. February 2009

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Today is the day that I am just gonna walk up to someone and slap the dog shit out of them and walk away

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snakish thought #451

25. February 2009

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Sometimes i think about jacking my dog off. He’s so big. I know he’ll love it. he always humps me

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snakish thought #449

25. February 2009

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my girl wouldnt give me any. So i said im going to the store. got on craigslist and meet a dude right outside

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snakish thought #447

25. February 2009

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Still farting. Now I’ve had lunch and it’s worse. Hope it stops soon. I have my annual review in an hour.

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snakish thought #445

25. February 2009

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Think he was filming us last night. He kept saying the red light was just the house alarm indicator

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snakish thought #443

25. February 2009

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Just dump my girlfriend last night. All I can think about is who’s gonna fucker her next.

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snakish thought #438

25. February 2009

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Don’t you hate when you have a boss that is dump as a sack of rocks, but you have to agree with him!!! FUCK!

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