Archive | April, 2009

snakish thought #1527

30. April 2009

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I miss my ex boyfriend. I told my current one I love him today. Oops.

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snakish thought #1523

27. April 2009

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Now I see where you get your “size” from. Your dad has a better stroke though. Maybe its the age?

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snakish thought #1522

27. April 2009

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This application is snakish!

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snakish thought #1518

27. April 2009

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I took a crap in your sink, clogging your garbage disposal. You cleaned it with your hands. I hate you.

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snakish thought #1516

24. April 2009

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Im never drinking again. I woke up next to a fat chick this morning. DAMN U LAKERS!!

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snakish thought #1514

24. April 2009

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I met the girl of my dreams yesterday. My girlfriend doesnt know

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snakish thought #1510

22. April 2009

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i think about ending my pathetic life everyday

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snakish thought #1509

22. April 2009

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You are such a chicken. Run an hide like a little girl. And you wonder why I wasnt attracted to you.

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snakish thought #1505

21. April 2009

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My bed is empty without while hers has you. I wish I could scream really loud but I might wake our baby.

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snakish thought #1502

17. April 2009

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She is such a slut. She needs to keep her paws off my man before I kick her ass.

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