Archive | March, 2009
snakish thought #850
I brought a nice car hoping it would get me laid. all it has got me in 6 months is a 1000 car note
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2. March 2009
I’m with my boyfriend only to make my ex jealous. They’re cousins.
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2. March 2009
I paid for sex for the first time last night. wish i could do the same with my wife. so she can just shut up
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2. March 2009
My friend thinks i dont like him anymore. He doesnt understand i fuckin hate his wife
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2. March 2009
I know you are cheating on me, i cry every night. I just can prove it
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2. March 2009
cant tell my best friend im gay, it might ruin us
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2. March 2009
all i do at work is search for another job. but dont want to leave because i might have to actually work
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2. March 2009
I’m planning to have a child this year. it will be a total surprise to him. since im suppose to be on birth control
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2. March 2009
I hate sitting next to you in meetings. you smell so bad
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2. March 2009
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