Archive | March, 2009
snakish thought #1110
I boyfriend wants me to loose weight, but my lover loves the extra pounds
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9. March 2009
I steal from my friends all the time. I dont think i can help it. Maybe i have a problem or they are just stupid
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9. March 2009
i secretly record every girl i have sex with. so if they try to tell my girl im going to put them on the net
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9. March 2009
got passed over for a promotion today. My exec dont know when he goes out to his car all his tires are flat
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9. March 2009
My mom works the sex lines. I sit by her door at night to listen
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9. March 2009
I told my wife i got laid off, but i really quite. she will find out when i cant get unemployment
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9. March 2009
my boyfriend left his old girl for me. im scared he will leave me for some hot chick
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9. March 2009
I told my daughter her father died. im scared to tell her that i was rapped n i have no idea who her father is
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9. March 2009
Sometimes i have gay thoughts im to afraid to act on them.
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9. March 2009
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