Archive | February, 2009

snakish thought #538

26. February 2009

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Sometimes I look at my husband and just want to punch him in the face.

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snakish thought #537

26. February 2009

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I’m sleeping with one of my female friends and none of the other friends in the group knows except us.

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snakish thought #536

26. February 2009

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I love my man, but sex with him is so boring. Even though his penis is big.

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snakish thought #535

26. February 2009

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I’m up entirely too damn early. I’m going to watch porn and masturbate. Then start my day.

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snakish thought #534

26. February 2009

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I just want to rape this guy that I know. Like just stuff him in my coochie, and go to work.

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snakish thought #533

26. February 2009

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I never drank until I went to law school. Now I’m a full fledged alcoholic.

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snakish thought #531

26. February 2009

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sometimes i really do wanna put laxatives in her drinks, she’s that much of a bitch and a whore.

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snakish thought #528

26. February 2009

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my boyfriend says i was calling someone else’s name in a dream, and he’s made me start thinking. wtf?

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snakish thought #526

26. February 2009

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My husbands in the shower. getin ready for sex. I’m cutin of the lights. then stump his nuts. fuckin cheater

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snakish thought #521

25. February 2009

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I keep a lover as a mercy fuck…

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